A man was reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked, “What was that for?” She said, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.” He said, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the racetrack? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” Th
e wife then shrugged and walked away.
Three days later, the man was again reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head once more with the frying pan. He asked, “What was that for?” She answered, “Your horse called.”